WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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