How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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