I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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