There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Randomize
