Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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