Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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