She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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