: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Little spoons don't ask big questions
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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