FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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