i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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