im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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