i don't like sucking hair
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
