I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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