Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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