this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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