we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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