Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
These tits shall not be calmed
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