i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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