If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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