I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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