Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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