drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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