it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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