I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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