do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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