If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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