What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
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