Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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