Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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