i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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