He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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