Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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