oh god the rape fog is back!
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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