just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
