Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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