Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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