you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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