You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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