NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
