He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
