The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
