on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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