i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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