The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
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