So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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