I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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