bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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