you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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