why im i the only drunk person in the library?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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