This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
