This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
